Fan: “What is Taylor Lautner like in real life?“ Alex from Twilight: “He’s like a Greek god.“ Ed Kavalee: “Wooden?“ #epicwin
Girls of Diamond Creek, your tan is out of place. You look like you just stepped off Jersey Shore. You didn’t.
Being recognised on a train as ‘hey, you’re that guy off SYN! We were texting you about the Big Day Out!’ is weird.
Masterchef. 24 contestants, 3 judges. So they should get 8 each. As long as Preston isn’t a guts.